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Fake drugs, e.g. talcum powder sold as cocaine
He sold me 10 grams, but later I found it was dandruff.
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Detritus left on one's clothing from white cloth napkins.
The meal was incredible and the service was great, but when we left the restaurant I realized I was covered in napkin dandruff. I wish restaurants would use black cloth napkins!
Yard Dandruff is the grass clippings, leaves, pods, seeds and other materials that get stuck to your dog's fur and then are deposited all over your house. The condition is worst in the Spring and Fall.
"What is all that crap all over the couch? It hurts to sit there."
"That's just yard dandruff. Ripley has been rolling in the seed pods again."
Is when toilet paper pieces get stuck on the rim of your Balloon Knot.
I bought some toilet paper at the Dollar Store and I ended up with that butt dandruff yo!
milk dan·druff
(milk dan-druhf)
-noun
crusty milk that dries and accumulates in a pale, flaky residue along the rim of the milk carton/jug. This buildup often occurs during pouring, and fallen flakes are notorious for ruining one's breakfast or appetite.
Scott: "Ugh! this huge flake of milk dandruff fell in my Apple Jerks this morning! I swear it was the size of my thumbnail."
The microscopic skin flakes of ass, scrotum and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. Usually found on toilet seats.
I had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much ass dandruff.
I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.
The forgotten remnants of a hastily consumed snack food item (often chips) that aggregates on the lap or chest, dependent on the eating position at time of consumption.
Skyler: "Hey R.J., I see you have some snack dandruff right above the dragon on your Ed Hardy t-shirt."
R.J.: "Thanks Skyler, I just can't get enough of those dill-flavored Pringles. Let's go frost the tips of our hair."
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