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When a guy cums into a girl's eyes and blinds her.
Man, i feel bad after i decided to daredevil that ho last week, she hasn't been able to see for days.
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When someone asks you to cum on a plague doctor mask.
Person Number 1. “I want you to give me a dirty daredevil”
Person Number 2. “Alright let me get my cock out”
at a seedy bar wait for an unsuspecting female to head to the bathroom give her a minute to get settled then sneak in and bust in the stall with ur pecker in hand and attempt a forcefeeding, if she goes for it ur in like flynn, if not u got a head start cause her pants are down and you better roll like evil keneval!!!! and yell arriba' as you streak the bar!!!!!
This is my go to, cuz i'm a real nut for the daredevil bj
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someone who always seems 2 get the highest score in maths even whilst suffering from beubonic plague. however when out of school they lead a secret double life where they do crazy stunts with fellow daredevil boffins. such as bungee jumping off the mensa headquarters and running in front of cars screaming algebra sums.
you'd never have guessed that old archibald fitz-geek was a daredevil boffin!
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a rather palatable human being of the teenage variety (usually), who will always show an inteligent side, always gets 137% in tests, and will lick a teachers arse clean. however outside of school and work will surprise their equaintances by 'risking death''and jump of 16 storey high bulidings while shouting of their love of einstien & the like. also ive known one to adopt the look of a chav (VERY VERY VERY dangerous act) for scientific purposes... basicly they rock!!
saskia: hello old chum, looks like i got the highest in the class AGAIN
christine: it would appear so
saskia:*jumps off school stage to amazement of cheerleaders & the general public* ooooooooo look at the force at which my body propelled from the stage..*calculates*
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Annoying shills that will say daredevil is better than anything
This man is a daredevil shill that won’t shut up
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A title few men hold. In order to achieve it, one must put a condom on inside out and hope to God it doesn’t break during the sex that ensues
I can proudly say that I am a Dakota Daredevil. Unfortunately, I'm also a father of triplets.
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