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Daron Malakian.

EXTREMLY talented guitarist for Armenian American metal band, System Of A Down
Slightly deranged yet a genius at the same time.
For the best examples of the already execptional work of System Of A Down,try these songs..

1) BYOB (Mezmerize,2005)
2)Sugar (System Of A Down,1998)
3)Chop Suey (Toxicity,2001)
4)The Prision Song (Toxicity,2001)
5)Mr Jack (Steal This Album,2003)

WOW ITS DARON! PRAISE HIM FOR HE RULES!

by Annoying that I live in Lancaster August 21, 2005

63πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Daron Malakian

Daron Vartan Malakian is a guitarist from system of a down and scars on broadway. He is 45 years old

he is some people's favorite guitarist. Daron Malakian is hot

by toxicty120 September 21, 2020


Daron Malakian

The greatest musician ever. Guitarist of System Of A Down and Scars On Broadway. Lead vocalist of Scars on Broadway.

"Dude, my face hurts."

"Thats because Daron Malakian is awesome!"

"What's that have to do with my face?"

booty

by Superman's Crotch January 12, 2010

40πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


daron malakian

Awesome guitarist but can't sing lead worth a shit! Good at harmonies, but should leave the singing to Serj, one of the greatest metal voices of all times. His voice is nasally, grating, ruined most of Hypnotize/Mesmerize, and he cannot give a good "metal scream" to save his life.

"Why do they always send the poor" --Daron Malakian at the beginning of B.Y.O.B. sounds like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum while choking a cat.

"Tony Danza cuts in line" and "Hey man why'd you touch my belt" --Daron Malakian in Old School Hollywood sounds so fucking whiny I can't believe this guy has any metal-cred left.

"All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard", "All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care" --Daron Malakian in Lost in Hollywood sounds like an old woman performing in a cocktail lounge in a crappy Vegas casino.

by Desco May 14, 2007

77πŸ‘ 290πŸ‘Ž


Daron

He is a good person always freaky and horny he carry a 10 foot slong in his pants he pulls all the hoez very tall a goat at football. Daron really fw light-skins brown-skins and Carmel-skins. Girls be calling him a hoe because he talk to more girls every day he go by the word ron or mr.pull all the hoes.he be linking up with 3 girls a week and he get too much pussy he can handle.

Daron pull too much hoez.

by Daron AdamsThomas November 23, 2021


Daron

He has lots of female friends but struggles to get a girlfriend. He falls in love with they wrong girl all the time he tends to be heartbroken alot also He tends to make females fall in love with him and acts like he doesn’t know why they are in love with him

Ugh hes such a Daron

by Arkahamknight22635 November 22, 2021


Ninja Darone

The best dodgeball player.

Holy crap! Ninja Darone has the last dodgeball! I'm TOAST!

by the tomb lord October 26, 2019