Daryl; the biggest goof around. The funny, cute kid, who always wants to make people happy even when he isn’t himself. He tends to make a lot of sexual jokes, disgusting people ALL the time, but it’s nothing new, so everyone’s used to it. Once he catches feelings for a girl, they stay there for so long. He hesitates to make moves & procrastination takes him over. All he really wants is a sweet, loyal, blonde, short girl that will love him as much as he does her. When he’s older, he wants to be in the army, or do something that involves a lot of manly work. He doesn’t like seeing people sad, so he’ll tell you that he hopes you feel better, but nothing else. He is terrible at giving advice & reacting to people’s rants.
“Daryl still didn’t ask Carlie out! It’s been a year!”
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The easter bunny's twin brother...Daryl.
Aqua Teen is the shit! (So, is Daryl!!!)
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Daryl is not just a name of a man, but a crazy yet sane, stunningly pretty-boy man who enjoys an unusual partying activity of pulling out letterboxes out on the streets (with a few goon friends)
Often stands around looking pretty.
Oh look at those poor letterboxes that's been pulled out. Must've been Daryl.
Look at that pretty boy, he must be Daryl.
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A brown Indian man claiming to be Srilankan able to secrete milk from his nipples.
Careful, I heard that Daryl is in mating season.
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Engaging in especially frivolous, unusually vigorous, notably aggressive or otherwise interestingly outrageous anal intercourse.
"After such a boring date, the resulting darylling was a pleasant surprise!"
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When one's poop reaches the water of the toilet before leaving the anus.
person 1- "yoo man I just took a Daryl"
person 2- "no way dude I took like 2 already today!"
person 1- "that's fucked up you're a girl"
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