data

porn, typically on the computer. When one watches it, they may shuffle it.

I shuffled lots of data in my java class.

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Data

A pimpazz muthafucka, all up in the bling.

Yo fool, don't hate on that Data.

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Data

Data is a wifi that is connected to your device

Jake:I have data on my phone and I can watch YouTube without wifi
Brent:cool

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data

Old and dry vagina.

That granny had some data, fool!

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Data Cap

A poor and thinly veiled attempt by internet service providers to keep costs down and limit services by blaming users for using "too much bandwidth", despite receiving billions in government subsidies meant to expand and improve national internet infrastructure, but which were instead maliciously pocketed by internet service executives.

Customer: "How the fuck am I over my monthly data cap?"

Internet Service Representative "If you would just look right here in the contract you signed, we can arbitrarily fuck you over by making up whatever numbers we want. And we don't care if we get caught because whatever penalties we pay is a tiny fraction of the profit we make from our illegal schemes."

Data Pie

Running a machine learning model and smoking a fat dab while the data cooks up.

MOM chill I'm just cooking up a fat Data Pie in here!

Data Male

A male who has vast amounts of information, general knowledge, and facts about the world.

There are two types of data males: soft boy nerds sharing their knowledge respectfully and obnoxious know-it-alls, who mansplain everything.

Jessie: "what do you think about legalizing drugs?"
Tim: "I read a paper on 2001 Portugal decriminalization of heroin that decreased the number of overdoses by 15 times"
Jessie: "holy shit, you are such a Data Male, I wish you were inside of me..."

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