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Davian is a very kind young man with the prettiest eyes you’ve ever seen. Davian is the type of guy to walk you home in the freezing cold even tho his socks are socked in dirty rain water.(not to be corny but it made me feel very special almost like a main character.) Davian is a very funny and loving boy with ight music taste. He dresses in dope clothes even tho i liked to make fun of them.(I really don’t mean it I like the way he dresses.) He’s a way different person then i’d thought he’d be but I love him much more then the person I first imagined n I wouldn’t change anything abt him.Even tho I see him every day I still feel butterflies in my stomach almost like iv got a permanent “crush” on him😬)Over all Davian is one of a kind n very special too me even tho he thinks he gots jokes. (he’s also really crusty n thinks he’s him) n even tho i act all but hurt when he says stuff ik he’s joking he don’t gotta remind me everytime🙄 still love him tho
Person one:Who’s that
me:👹🎀🤪
davian’s!! he’s sooooooo diffrent🤗
Gypsy Rose: The D is 🔥🔥🔥
Girl: im so happy you’re dating me Davian!
Davian: i’m cheating on you.
Holy Davian Witjaksono
by Jesus Christ
Davian Witjaksono had always loved cosy Heaven with its bewildered butterflies. It was a place where he felt happy.
He was a holy cocoa drinker with beautiful tail and cute whiskers. His friends saw him as a homeless human. Once, he had even rescued a careful Fabian Witjaksono from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jesus Christ.
Davian gulped. He was not prepared for Jesus.
As Davian stepped outside and Jesus came closer, he could see the strange glint in his eye.
"Look Davian," growled Jesus, with a holy glare that reminded Davian of holy blue bunny. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want believe in Jesus Christ. You owe me 9497 dollars."
Davian looked back, even more Panji and still fingering the holy sausage. "Jesus, sorry Jesus, I love my family," he replied.
They looked at each other with delighted feelings, like two talented big-tits bunnies singing at a very holy Birthday and two holy uncles beating to the meat.
Davian regarded Jesus's tail and whiskers. "I don't have the funds ..." he lied.
Jesus glared. "Do you want me to shove that holy sausage where the sun don't shine?"
Davian promptly remembered his holy values. "Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted. He reached into his ass. "Here's what I owe you."
Jesus looked wet, his wallet blushing like a tender teapot.
Then Jesus came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.
Holy Davian Witjaksono raped the cow.