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David Blaine is a 33 year old man born in Brooklyn who makes a living doing a whole lot of nothing. This man will do anything for publicity. Recent stunts have been standing in a block of ice for 61 hours, standing on top of a 27 meter post for 35 hours, being buried alive, and spending a week inside a water-filled glass sphere at Lincoln Center in New York where he attempted to hold his breath for 9 minutes. He goes around NY and other major cities showing people his impressive card tricks. There is a rumor that New York City is writing a law stating Blaine will not be able to annoy people with his tricks there anymore. Rumor has it that he has dated Madonna, Fiona Apple, and Josie Moran. Magician or not, he's just another guy.
That David Blaine treats himself like an organ grinder monkey. He will do anything!
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Getting very very drunk to the point that you almost die but just about don't.
Man, I'm gonna get David Blained tonight!!
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When you are having sex with a girl from the back and you let your friend slide in without her knowing and then you run around to the window and wave at her
I was hitting this girl from the back then me and John did The David Blaine on her ass.
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the hot magician who goes up to random people on the street and does crazy tricks to make them freak out. He has been known to bring flies bak to life and float in mid air.
yo i just saw david blaine on TV; that dude is mad cool.
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The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.
This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"
Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.
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This sex act is initiated when a woman gives a man a large dose of cialis to enhance his performance and then starts having sex with him in either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position.
When the man goes deaf and blind from the side effects of the cialis the woman switches out with a friend and then taps out in morse code on the hand of the newly deaf and blind man an explanation of his hoodwinking.
No one would have sex with kate's friend jen because it got out that she had herpes. When kate's boyfriend cheated on her, they decided to reverse david blaine him. The poor bastard never realized it because he didn't know morse code and he still can't see.
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(as versatile as our favorite four letter word)
/da-veed bologna/ Pronunciation Vulgar.
–verb (used with object)
1. (Blaine)-to have sexual intercourse with.
2. (Blained)-Slang. to be treated unfairly or harshly.
–verb (used without object)
3.(David Blaining) to have sexual intercourse.
4. (Blained) Slang. to meddle (usually fol. by around or with).
–interjection
5. (What the EFF David Blaine) Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)
–noun
6.(D Blaineing) an act of sexual intercourse.
7. (Blainers) a partner in sexual intercourse.
8. Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
9. (the EFF, David Blaine), Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
—Verb phrases
10. (Blaine around), Slang. a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b. to engage in promiscuous sex.
11. Blaine off, Slang. a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.
12. (cheez-its, cheez-its, cheez-its repeat)Blaine-up, Slang. a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
—Idiom13. give a Blaine, Slang. to care; be concerned.
David Blaine is a naughty word.
1. Doreen and I want to Blaine SOO bad, but we can never get a second alone!
2. I was totally Blained at the DMV...
3. Doreen and I FIANLLY got to the David Blaning! It was AWESOME!
4. So check out this mother- effer... Blained around in my business again.
6. kid 1: Yo, I was D Blaineing the EFF out of her the other night, when my MOM walked in. (reference # 5)
kid 2: WHAT the EFF, David Blaine! Thats total cheese-its! (reference # 12)
7. Ive had at LEAST 25 Blainers since I started having sex.
8. David Blaine. Rot in hell.
9. Levitate me DOWN David Blaine, WHAT THE EFF!
10. You know how I do, I just loooove to Blaine around.
11. Blaine off, I already came.
c. Im gonna spend all Saturday doing nothing, I'll just Blaine around.
12. Cheez-its- as exclimation. CHEEZ_ITS...CHEEZ_ITS DAVID BLAINE!
13. I don't give a flying David Blaine.
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