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on december 23rd, you are required to fuck a furry if they request it, whenever you like it or not
Person 1: Hey person 2, did you know that december 23rd is Fuck a furry day 3: electric boogaloo: electric boogaloo
person 2: traumatized noises
person 2: i have done this twice in a row in a span of a year
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a clause in the bro code that actually consists of many subdivisions, as seen below.
For a girl that is a
9-10-you must wait 4 days before calling them.
8-9 - 3-4 days
7-8 - 3 days(most girls fall into this category hence the name)
6-7 - 2 days
5-6 - 1 day(if you call at all)
5 and below - no call at all. period.
broski: YO! i met this totally hot chick at the bar!
broseph: how hot?
broski: like a 8.5?
broseph: thats 4 days man, honnor the code.
broski: i was gonna say 3, but i guess 4 would make her feel special.
broseph: thats the intent of the 3 day rule man.
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The day Halo 3 came out.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007, or any September 25s following.
"Dude! It's September 25! Happy Halo 3 Day!"
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Much like 5 o'clock shadow, but for those who have just started shaving, and their beard/mustache/sideburns have not become thick enough to develop by 5 o'clock, but 3 days later. It would have the same length after 3 days as a fully developed beard would have by 5 o'clock.
Jim: Hey Bob, you've gotta nice mustache, what'd you grow that today?
Bob: LOL, oh no, its just my 3 day shadow. I've gotta shave it again today.
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The unspoken law saying you can not call a girl you just met for three days
guy 1:Are you going to call that hoe from last night back?
guy 2: I'll probably do it tonight.
guy 1: Dude, 3 day rule
guy 2: you're right what was I thinking
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Black humor. You're not having a weekend because you're fucked. And working. The project's gone pear-shaped and is starting to accelerate toward oblivion.
With hope dead, and nothing left to do, you make a last pathetic Simpson’s reference before the whole thing goes down in a twisted heap of smoke and hard drives.
"We just got the certification report back, we're failing 63% of compliance regs, with two weeks to go."
"Woo-hoo! 3 day weekend!"
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Getting a buzzcut 3 days before you need to look sharp since 3 days after a buzzcut is when it looks nicest.
"Yo mom can you cut my hair tonight so I can have a fresh 3 day buzz for the party on Saturday?
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