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An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day
I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'
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This is when you try to go down on your woman and her vagina smells like it has two day old nigger sperm in it
Damn man i went to eat that bitches pussy last night and that shit smelled like two day old nigger fuck! I told her ass to go buy 10 douches!
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The days you're never going to have back.
The days you can look back on and think, "i miss it so much." or, "what was i thinking? i'm glad it's not like that anymore."
When most people talk about the old days, they discuss good memories with old friends. Sometimes, this topic can become very emotional and sometimes awkward (depending on the topic).
The old days are the days that are gone and done for. They won't come back. You could try, but nothing is or ever will be exactly the same as things were in the past. Even if they come very close. But the past is the past because it's over with. And there's nothing you can do about it, no matter how hard you try.
Person #1: Remember when you me and john used to hang out every weekend and watch movies and play guitar and play trivial pursuit?
Person #2: Oh yeah, god, i miss the old days.
OR;
Person #1: Remember when Mark pushed you down the stairs?
Person #2: Uh, let's not talk about the old days..
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Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.
"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
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The tablet that was owned for 2 days by -left-E before breaking.
-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet
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When you're laying in bed, and a memory hits you. You go back thinking of the good old days with friends you lost contact with. Wishing you could go back and relive moments of your life that you took for granted. But then you wake up from your day dream remembering you can't have those memories back...
Inside person's head: I remember staying up late and hanging out with my friend Matthew . Wherever did the time go, wish I could have the good old days back.
Remembering the best time of your life
Boy #1: Hey remember Minecraft
Boy #2: oh yeah the good old days
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