rylees dad or when you are texting someone
“hey, just wanted to know if your dead or alive ?”
A series that WAS awesome, until DoA3 and DoA Volleyball. Itagaki is a fucking faggot with no life and no friends except his personal RealDoll made to look like Kasumi.
Man, Dead or Alive 2 Hardcore is the shit!
Man, Dead or Alive 3 is just shit!
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a fighting game exclusivly for the xbox. it has realistic graphics, which justifies a purchase from shallow fanboy fuckedass otakus. mostly hailed as a "great game" because there are half naked women in it. when you win, the emotionless characters stare, and I use that word loosly, at the screen as if they are looking at cue-cards.
Jon: holy shit! I just kept pressing the x button and beat the game on extremely hard!
Tim: but the graphics are realistic. doa is teh best game ev3r!!1111one
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1. A shitty fighting game series that certain gamers masturbate to.
2. The greatest band ever. If you disagree, then you are a fucktard.
I would lose my anal virginity twenty times in a row for Peter Burns' old doormat.
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Not the most polished fighting game but never the less a good fighting game. The fighting system is generally good except for the fact you can counter any attack at any time. However the average DoA player is a complete noob as I have easily beaten all my friends who own DoA although I only ever play it at their houses. This shows that people are lying about buying it for "gameplay". Proof of this are the other definitions here on this site.
DoA Player: "Hey DoA 4 has great gameplay! btw when does Dead or Alive Xtreme Volleyball 2 come out?"
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Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"
Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.
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