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Unleash the nut you’ve been holding in all month
Hey it’s December 1st. What does that mean you ask? Time to unleash the nut
December 1st is national put you Christmas tree up if you haven’t already.
Dude it’s December 1st go put your Christmas tree up.
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NATIONAL SEND NUDES TO YA DUDE DAY ~ you send nudes to ya best guy friend. It strengthens friendships across the land.
Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: No, what day is it?
Me: It’s December 1st!
You: Oh shit, already? Alright check your inbox ;)
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The most athletic people are born on this day
If you’re born on December 1st your going pro for sure
Jeff: Yo when’s your birthday
James: December 1st
Jeff: Woah your definitely going pro
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Congratulations, you have passed No Nut November. All sex laws are now invalid for a day, go fuck the girl you’ve always dreamed of fucking. Rape is legal.
Brittney is December 1st. Pull down your skirt.
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