deedle

1. to steele something.
2. to masturbate ones self.
3. to make a noise when leaving a store w/ stolen item.

1. Dont pay for that, I can deedle it.
2. I just deedled myself.
3. That pair of shoes deedled when we left.

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deedle-honk

Squeezing a penis.

Mom deedle-honked dad while I was in the backseat.

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Pedes A Deedling

Referring to the awkward and creepy way that a typical house centipede moves.

"Oh my god! Look at those giant pedes a deedling across the floor."

"Yeah, that's a big ol' johnny deedling a deedling dee."

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Weenie Deedling

The acting of playing with a honker

If she goes home with me she is in for some weenie deedling!!!

Deedle Bag

1. One who flaunts overly excessive materialistic wealth when employed at minimum wage.

2. One who flaunts their physical appearance when wearing clothing articles that are 1 to 2 sizes too small.

3. One who constantly needs to be the center of attention even when the audience lacks the desire to pay attention.

4. Synonymous with Douche Bag

Why does he have to such a Deedle Bag, he lives in his mom's basement.

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Fleedus Deedle

The act smuthering yourself in peanut butter, bread flakes, and animal food. Then running around the neighboorhood yelling "Fleedle Deedle"

John: Dude, im so bored. What is there to do.
Nathan: We can just Fleedus Deedle
John: Sounds good

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Meet the Deedles

A very Funny movie in which 2 surfer dudes from Hawaii are forced to go to yellowstone National Park to work. The park has become infested with prairie dogs, "P-dogs," and they are investigating to find out why, and how to get rid of them.

Let's hang out tonight and watch Meet the Deedles. P-dogs, man!

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