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When a male and female get together for a sexual meeting and the male ejaculates into a cup after beeing blowed and then proceeds to take a piss into the cup making a liquid that looks like fucked up mustard. He then poors the new liquid onto his female partner and rubs it all over her body
"Oh shit, I'm about to cum, quick give me a cup to mix up some nice deli mustard for our sandwiches"
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Dude, wanna go to the party tonight?
No bro! Smelly-Delly Jacob Smellson is there.
Probably ginger and a good laugh. A good singer. Bit of a weirdo. Very smart. In love with their best friend! Gets beaten at makeup by her sister!!
Wow, delly belly is weird
Could end all your favs carriers and he is super hot as he should be.
me: OMG HAVE U SEEN DELLY MCNALLY?
someone: no Jaylen is better
is a CRAZY, RANDOM AS HELL, and cat hating species.
They tend to live in Garages with their best friends.
they feed off of pepsi.
and they bite when they are bored.
when in mating season they laugh extremley loud and shake their butt to attract a mate.
Be careful of these creatures, they are very venomous.
and tend to stick lollipops up Vaginas.
UGHHH YOU ANGELA DELLY!
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A fake nigger who acts hard but without a gun is nothing
That guy is such a Delly smooth
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Get the fuck off my phone or hood bye stop texting me or to be petty
Texting: him: you dtm
Texting : me , delly dally 🤭🤭