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desmond

A lower second class, or 2:2 degree.
Inspired by South African Desmond Tutu.

Claims about the term 'tutu' are inherently redundant (2:2 <-- duh).

Many claim to have invented the term, the truth is multiple people invented it at different times, in different places and continue to do so believing they are the first.

In the UK, the 'Desmond' is part of a logical sequence using well-known figures:

First - Geoff (Geoff Hurst, footballer)
2:1 - Billy (Billy Gunn, wrestler)
2:2 - Desmond (Desmond Tutu, bishop)
Third - Thora (Thora Hird, actress)

You get nothing for a fail.

"Mike's probably getting a Desmond, Bill a Thora, and Phil needs a Billy or above to get into Kings."

by UrbanDef June 1, 2006

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desmond

totally badass; trippy and/or mindboggling; unexpected; awesome; delicious; completely original

"Dude, that episode of Lost was totally desmond!"

"Mmm...this ratatouille is sinfully desmond."

"Desmond concert last night, eh?"

by Salix R. April 4, 2006

810๐Ÿ‘ 580๐Ÿ‘Ž


Desmond

an outgoing, mysterious, very sexy, mixed breed who usually carries a personal item that defines who he is. For example, a gold chain.
"Tall, Dark, and Handsome" would most definitely define this person.

"Have you seen that really hot, new guy? He is such a Desmond."

"I'm going out with a Desmond! How awesome is that!?"

by Sexybreed12 May 13, 2009

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The Desmond

Merciless dick given with the upmost violence and disrespect

When he emerged from the basement covered in menstrual discharge, I knew that he had just unleashed the Desmond

by The doc March 24, 2015

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Desmond

When someone, preferably a guy, looks like Desmond from the TV show LOST.

They have long, but poofy brown hair and look like they would have an Australian accent, but don't.

"OMG! That guy looks like Desmond from LOST!"

"Ohh.. wooahh...woahoh, there are two guys on the Nipomo Track Team that look like Desmond. Desmond #1 and Desmond #2."

"Hey, there's Desmond #1."

by Von Button May 17, 2006

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Desmond

Another word for a drink. 'a liquid that can be swallowed as refreshment or nourishment'

That desmond is fucking lovely, mate!

by jh2k February 11, 2016

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DESMOND

a term used in the western suburbs of sydney, typically meant for fat weird men who wear glasses (aka peter griffin - family guy) but has now been socially spread as general insult for people who are just plain weird, awkward and or semi deformed whether metal or physical.

peter griffin from family is such a Desmond

norman from Seinfeld is such a dezzy

by urbanmythh October 3, 2010

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