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Diabetes

If u got a type 1 you are a unlucky bastard like me. Taking insulin every day wants you to chop your legs off or wherever you are taking it. People love making jokes of it. It is indeed funny unitil you feel the pain.

In short: its a disease where your pancreas die even if you pray to god bcs he doesn't care about you or if i ask my parents why did god pick me they say: "oh honey i don't know sure it will get better later in life if you pray to god. NOW GO TO THE FUCKING CHURCH".

Have a good day, my isn't

Person 1:omg there is so much sugar in that meal
Person 2: i bet its a tutorial how to get diabetes lol

by Mljek December 16, 2018

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Diabetes

Its sucks you have to take 2 typses of needles inuslen and long acting u arnt fat its just the world hates u and if diabetes is though dont eat food with out inuslen promes me i did that and it sucked i was in the 30s of blood sugar i was barfing none stop and ingnior people who are like oh no u cant eat sugar and like rub in ur face case it also has cool powers like u can say ur a robot if u have a pump or u can say i have low blood sugar i need to get out of class and u canget blind owo

Orion Hi i have diabetes karen ack get a way from me u wwilll give me it and u cant eat candy "eats scoopysnacks" Orion uhh yes i can idoit

by OrionDiabeteskid September 6, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


diabetes

A cursed disease in which you have to poke lancets on your skin then test with malfunctioning glucometers. Type I is juvenile while Type II is obesity-related.

Telling a fat person that they have diabetes is like telling a homosexual or sex addict that they have AIDS.

by SJ Haynes September 2, 2006

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Diabetes

Stephen has diabetic superpowers

Stephen has diabetes and its not funny

by diabetic terrorist March 16, 2018


Diabetes

Diabetes: their is two main types type one, and type two type two is mostly seen in obese people which is where your body is two large to produce enough of a hormone called insulin your body needs to turn food into energy. Type one is seen in two out of a thousand people. It is when your body attacks a part of the body called the pancreas, which makes a hormone insulin in your body that turns food you eat into sugar or in other words the food turns to energy with out that hormone your body gets very sick and you can possibly die! But with the help of fake insulin which is what's in the pancreas to turn food to energy people with type one can live a HAPPY life! Type two on the other hand they need to loose lots of weight and get fit to help them out.

Doctor says My dear you have type one diabetes.

by Maybell rain August 3, 2019


diabetes

To pass away whilst flirting with small stinging insects

"Don't make eyes at that bee. You wouldn't want to diabetes."

by KeithMyArthe December 9, 2006

127๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


Diabetes

diabetes is a disease that makes you cuss incesently and makes you extremely irritable(especially when you have doctors that dont know what they're doing and numbers more off the wall than a baby who drinks coffee.)

Ive had diabetes for 12 years, and i have a heck of a time telling people what it is!

by Afton February 9, 2005

110๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž