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a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.
I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese
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When you haven't showered since Slavery was Abolished
Homeless Harold most likely has dick cheese
Smegma
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed
Guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some dick cheese
Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more
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When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty)
Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.
Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."
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the substance resulting from rubbing ones dick against a cheese grater, goes well on toast
me and the boys on our way to the group dick grating to make some epic dick cheese, bruh.
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'Dick Cheese' is a phrase, and the last words you say to people you cut ties with or words you tell your exes when they decide they wanna just bother you.
"The last words I told my ex were 'Dick Cheese', I told them that right before I cut ties with them."
"Dick Cheese"
usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead
grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !
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