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immediatly after no nut november, dry dick december
Rules:
- don't take a shower (that'll get wanker wet)
- use a hairdyer to dry your dick once a day for 5 minutes
- be sure to not get any "fluids" onto your cock
- Absolutely NO BLOWJOBS, saliva can wet your cock
Shit I spilled my water, I failed Dry Dick December!
One that does not have sex often or at all
Zach U. Does not have sex often. He is the CEU of the Dry Dick Club
An upgraded version of small dick energy.
Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.
If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
(Girl posts sexy pic on social media)
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
When you cum so many times that you run out of sperm and can no longer ejaculate during orgasm.
Tyrone: Damn that bitch sucked me so good I was dick dry-heaving.
When you forget to buy lube, because there are too many types of condoms at safeway.
Linda: I had to dry dick because i forgot the lube.
Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!
Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick
you can only take a shower once a week
there are exceptions for chirstmas
blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!
When sexual arousal has the opposite emotional effect causing someone to have their dick shrivel up
Dat bitch whos a fucking hoo just gave me dry dicke