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A black man's cock that is around 12 inches or longer.
Cam: Yonna loves them monkey dicks
Chris: I can believe that for how loose that mother fuckin kitty is.
Paige: Cam i hear u have a MD?
Cam: Maybe maybe not!!!
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When you and your girlfriend/wife are alone and you remove your pants down to your male piston and start screaming and hollaring as of a monkey shaking and swing tenderloin all in her face smacking leaving peter prints all over her face, after done you say.. you just been monkey dicked!
Did you see Mary’s face Kim ...it looks like she got monkey dicked last night.
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A small primitive turd-burgler, who has dysfunctional shoulders. And a horrible tendancy to become increasingly annoying until your testicles explode.
"Matt Couldridge" Shrivenham
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A damn nigger with a 500 inch dick like jay
wow that african monkey dick is so big
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A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.
the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick
“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”
A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them
Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.