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(n)A gay man's anus. A anus which encases penises inside it as if to give warmth or pleasure. Also can be a female vagina or butt hole.
Richard Simmons has a very loose Dick Sleeping Bag
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Someone's who's dick is so small, you can't tell it apart from their nut-bag without a microscope.
She told me he had a real bag dick.
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when calvin sticks his wang in the wong and that shit gets groovy
hot shit whered calvin get that dick in a bag
When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip
" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"
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A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.
Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos
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The tiny piece of material that is worn across the private area in an attempt to show off the quads and abs. Compulsory uniform of the Russians and Italians. Also known as the 'bannana hammock', 'dick togs' and 'the budgie smuggler'.
I hate when my dad's pubes hang out of his Dick Bag at the beach. togs banana hammock dt budgie smuggler
When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.
I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!
Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?