Dick mouth

A person who has sucked a mans genitalia, known as a penis

Caleb:Hannah
Hannah: wha-
Caleb: Shut the FUCK up dick mouth

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Dick Mouth

Some one who is gay and has a dick for a mouth and needs to get a life

Wow Your gay nice try though DICK MOUTHH!!!!!

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dicks in your mouth

The ultimate burn to anyone who says any number. This great burn may seem to be beaten by the number 0 but if any sly character tries to pull that one on you , just say "Pussies you've tocuhed."

Example 1:
Jaret: Yo Pat how old are you?
Pat: 18
Jaret: DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Pat: Fuck I always fall for that lame joke.

Example 2:
Jaret: Pat what's the biggest number you can think of?
Pat: Zero
Jaret: Pussies you've touched, Fuck Pat your so dumb.

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two dick mouth

A mouth that can comfortable hold two dicks. Also called a 'TDM.'

Dude1: "Carly Simon has a TDM."

Dude2: "A what?"

Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."

Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."

Poop Dick Mouth

When someone has anal sex with some ugly bitch and she sucks his dick right after. Later her and some other guy hook up and he kisses her poopy dick mouth, thusly receiving the poop dick mouth.

Puffins are more prone to poop dick mouth than most other animals.

That guy justin got the poop dick mouth

i dont wanna hang out with that lady anymore she got the poop dick mouth

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Dick In Your Mouth!

The phrase people say when trying to fuck up your focus when playing video games, sports or having sex.

(guy steps up to hit driver)
Guy: "silence please"
Douchebag: "Dick In Your Mouth!"
Guy: "Dammit Chris!"

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Suck-a-dick mouth

When you can tell by just looking at a person (male or female, preferably female) that they suck dick, have sucked a dick, or might suck a dick.

"Dude, that girl has a suck-a-dick mouth.... You should ask her out."

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