a person who really fucking sucks
"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."
"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."
When her pussy is so hot and tight it compresses and slightly cooks your dick and some cases you pull out with cum dripping as if syrup is glazed over your dick
She gave me that dick waffle last night
Canadian version of “stick in the mud”.
Sam: Terry is being a real Dick in a waffle.
Hayley: You betcha!