The result of either masturbating/having intercourse when a spot on your knob gets too dry, resulting in a carpetburn-like effect.
She TOLD me she was soaked, but a minute later i got some serious dicklash
Accidentally clicking on a news report notification of a real-life tragedy shortly after busting a nut.
βWow, I came for post-nut clarity but I left with dicklash. I just had to click on that Ukraine War article.β
Neck strain that occurs after performing oral sex on a man. Usually experienced by persons over the age of 40.
Waking up with dicklash really makes me reevaluate my nighttime activities.
verb. - to whip one's dick on someone's face, usually leaving a mark.
noun. - the mark left on one's face after being whipped with a dick.
verb -
Johnny: I can't wait to dicklash her in Gold Class.
noun -
Connie: I'd so love to get a dick whipped in my face!
Johnny: It may leave a mark though...
Connie: Oh yeah, there's nothing worse than dicklash.
The opposite of being pussywhipped. When a woman lets her man walk all over her, letting the man take full control of every aspect of her life.
Lucy: Jesus Christ, look at poor Tina. She's been with Steev for over 8 years and it's been nothing but hell for her. He just takes advantage of her and controls every aspect of her life. It's like she's on a chain...
Ellie: She's dicklashed. The opposite of pussywhipped.
dicklashed or dickwhipped is when one or a group of people is persa not their normal selfs as they have now been whipped or lashed by the said dick to only then think about dick and the owner of said dick
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