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A diplomatic cable is a report written by embassy staff to the Department of State in Washington D.C. Thousands are sent a day.
Wikileaks released a bunch of Diplomatic Cables the other day.
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A female diplomat, she uses skill and tact in dealing with others.
Person One: Check her out, man. She's got attitude..
Person Two: Yeah, that's Lady Diplomat.
A truly baffling and retarded rule that essentially means that as long as you're a diplomat you can get away with really anything. A source of irritation for New Yorkers due to UN diplomats incredible inability to park.
Sometimes if a diplomat has been accused of a serious crime such as rape or murder the diplomats country will either waive his immunity or send him home to be tried there. This however doesn't happen nearly as often as it should and many people get away with literally murder.
Diplomatic immunity can only be revoked by the diplomats country or Danny Glover
Diplomatic immunity proves diplomats don't have to live by the law. Look at the Wikipedia page and see how many assholes have gotten away with crimes we'd all be doing life for.
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1. Describes a man who is especially skillfull in unravelling the female mind, and can secure, through clever negotiation, consistently attractive sex partners. Also known as a playa-pimp.
"Shit, Mark is a real vagina diplomat. DId you see the piece of ass he took home last night?"
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A status whereby a deserving person does not get their comeuppence because of an association with a proctecting power.
The protecting power is usually a friend or a relative, however a person or institution with authority can apply, for example an employer or company.
"I wanted to set Ben on fire and stamp out the flames but since he's my brother-in-law I have to bight my tounge and put up with the arrogant, racist cunt"
"I wanted to tell Karen she's being a selfish, spoiled cockteasing bitch, however my girlfriend is Karen's best mate and might not give me head if I insult her friend"
"I really wanted to kick the shit out of Paul but since hes my boss, I guess I'll have to wait until I win the lotto"
Ben, Karen and Paul all have Diplomatic Immunity
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A person who bullies others in online gaming using only 3 words at a time. A person who was homeschooled using only picture books.
Hey RoughToy who is that diplomatic shuffler who keeps sending me messages?
A situation of a more or less synchronous international expulsion of diplomats as a means of expressing contempt with the expelled diplomats' national government's actions or solidarity with the state that had made the expulsion in the first place.
Russia has been suffering a massive diplomatic bukkake ever since the accusations of being liable for the poisoning of an ex-spy in Salisbury in March 2018