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dirk

1) a small dagger of Scottish origin
2) name of the main character in the video game "Dragon's Lair", short for "Dirk the Daring"

Dirk the Daring killed someone with a dirk.

by eatsdoodoo May 3, 2004

230๐Ÿ‘ 140๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirk

The process of buying and consuming alcohol from an off-licensed vendor.

The word "Dirk" originates from being the forename of a footballing legend whose surname carries remarkable similarities with the term "carry-out".

"Anyone fancy a Dirk in the shed tonight?"

by GLEN123 August 22, 2009

82๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirking

When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.

if your girlfriend is complaining that the two of you "never see any girly movies anymore." you can tell her to "stop Dirking."

by smoothie from clutchfans November 7, 2007

37๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirk

In great physical shape. pronounced 'durk'

have you been working out? you look really dirk.

by J.Po November 29, 2006

90๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirk

Milder form of saying dick. Used as a code word in places where recognizable profane words are unacceptable such as a work place.

Hey girl, did you meet the new guy yet? He was being such a dirk! He won't last long around here once the boss finds out...

by Spaghetti Yhetti February 16, 2016

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Dirk

Someone is both a dick and a jerk.

God Brandon, you're such a DIRK!

by HorseCorpse November 6, 2011

34๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirking

1. Going to a work or school cafeteria to drink free coffee instead of working
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.

Gary: Hey Andy, shall we go dirking during this next budget presentation?
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.

by Gareth Hall April 18, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž