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When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and then proceeds to pat on her stomach as if her stomach is a drum set.
"I like to pull out and finish on a girls stomach and then play the drums on her stomach"
"You should call that a Dirty Dan."
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Balancing a guinness on the back of a girls head as she fingers your asshole while she cakefarts at the same time. Best performed on the guys back and the trick is to not spill the Guinness.
I was down to one Guinness last night, so we pushed our luck and tried the Dirty Dan.
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A person who despite the situation will always remain in a goofy, ready to bool mood. they are pure comedy gold and will always make you laugh no matter the situation. No matter who you are, they will manage to crack your humor code and make you have the best time. Their comedy is boosted when accompanied by a Huntiewestside, raising their gooney attitude and boolery to the next level, almost on par with Shaggy's godly power.
"Yo, did you meet that kid Luke, he was so funny, I think I pissed myself from laughing so hard."
"Nah, that isn't Luke, thats Dirty Dan."
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oooooooooooooooooof man who has an IQ of a rock
Hey theres dirty Dan lets follow him
oh shit I just slipped on the mud that just fell off his head
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Someone who suspiciously owns a lot of horses and is always wandering off to the stables with a bag that’s full.
Hey Steve, that bloke up the road with all the horses. He’s definitely a dirty Dan.
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You take a bath with your female partner and they suck your dick underwater and everytime they come up for air they ask How doe's it feel pinhead Larry?
My girl gave me The Dirty Dan for a christmas present
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the dirtiest,hairiest,grimiest hunk of man that puts the sex in sexual harrassment
"hold your water" says dirty dan. "well let me tell you"
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