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Dispatchers burque

fatty desperate lazy

Dispatchers burque are not what they sound like on the phone.

by Abc123FuckOff May 27, 2019


Dispatcher Downs

When a public safety dispatcher does not relay information or ask the 911 caller proper questions. The result being a message that lacks information on all levels for responding units, as if the dispatcher was developmentally disabled with Downs Syndrome.

Wow, serious case of the dispatcher downs today, couldn't understand a word they said.

by Benben1000 July 5, 2020

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Columbus Dispatch

Sex move

The Columbus Dispatch:

1) get head from chick

2) make her deep throat

3) while balls deep call out "O-H"

4) she gargles back "I-O"

Columbus dispatched that bitch

by Tomdash March 28, 2014

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hatched, matched, and dispatched

A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.

For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.

by EnglisIrishRose May 6, 2011

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Dispatched

Dispatched means you have finished your drink.

Have you finished your drink yet?
Yes, it has been dispatched!

by DISPATCHED April 4, 2019


Dispatch

a garbage, simply a trash, worse than coronavirus, didn't care about someone's privacy

Fuck you dispatch.

by nonexisted May 19, 2020


Dispatcher

Kolya Haliw, hoe ass

What an amazing dispatcher!

by Scarypancake October 30, 2018