a distant memory is a memory that feels like a blur or unreal
it can also mean a memory that happened a while ago
Mom: The memories of the fair feel distant
Daughter: Right, its a distant memory!
A Korean Horror Manwha on Webtoon that is single-handedly responsible for half the blue-balls in the world.
"Hey, I've heard Distant Sky is pretty good. You wanna give me a quick summary?"
"You know that feeling of complete and utter pain?"
"Yeah..?"
"It's like that, but per chapter."
"...Why don't you stop reading it, then?"
"You can't. It's that good."
To indicate somebody who might be vaguely related to you, but you are either going to, or have already, tapped that ass.
"Hey, is that hottie your cousin?"
"Yeah... DISTANT cousin, if you know what I mean."
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not close friends but more of a aquntience
We are just distant friends
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Someone who, when hugging or being hugged, try their hardest to keep their body as far away from the other person as possible.
girl 1: hey, i saw michael give you a hug earlier.
girl 2: yeah, too bad hes such a distant hugger
The act of being uncomfortably close to everything you come in contact with.
Guy1: Have you heard about all the social distancing stuff?
Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?
A distant relative is someone that you can carelessly have sex with, because they are your family they can't really hate you, no matter how bad you are in bed
girl 1: Why did you do that to him??
girl 2: He's a distant relative ;) so it doesn't matter
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