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schlarving the doad

The act of sucking dick.

Man, that chick I met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!

by goraiders November 22, 2006

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Doad Hammer

A monster penis, or a large dildo capable of bringing great orgasm.

Jeff said after being slammed by the Doad Hammer, "I had ben broken like a wildhorse."

by Dong Chung July 17, 2013


Doad Rome

The reverse of road dome. The driver (generally a female) takes her attention off the wheel and gives the passneger, a male, a blow job. As the girl is preoccupied giving the blowjob the man controls the wheel to insure the couples safety.

Bro #1: Dude i totally got my girlfriend to give me doad rome on the way back from Canada.

Bro #2: Sick dude i tried to get my girlfriend to do that but she was being a total bitch.

Bro #1: Yeah dude, too bad the interior of my car is totally fucked up now, oh well it was worth the immaculate pleasure!

by Doad romer 29 January 16, 2010


Doad Angle

Doad Angle is defined as the angle, from the horizontal plane, at which a set of doads (female breasts) can be viewed past the top of her clothing.

The higher the doad angle, the more breast and cleavage can be seen down her top, with 70 โ€“ 80 degrees generally accepted as the optimum doad angle.

Above this angle viewing can become impaired by facial features and hair.

Although when level with the sexy student nurse her doads could not be seen, when I increased my doad angle my eyes were filled with here ample cleavage.

I manoeuvred myself through the bar to achieve a doad angle of 45 degrees which gave me an excellent view of her magnificent breasts.

Up on the balcony my doad angle was close to optimum for viewing the doads of all the girls in the hen party.

Although achieving a doad angle of 70 degrees made perfect viewing, it all went wrong when I slipped off the table!

by Doadmaster July 15, 2009

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Skittle doad

The lump of conjoined candies occasionally found in a skittles bag.

I ate the skittle doad and now I dont feel like finishing the rest of the bag

by PurpleTodd July 4, 2011

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doad slap

talking ones penis and slapping it on someones forehead

shut yo mouth bitch before i doad slap you

by davebeanhead June 5, 2007

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doad

drop of a dime

I had to come up with an explanation doad.

by EuronymousMayhem April 3, 2022