Dodd job

The agonisingly painful experience that is fellatio from a person with big teeth - be it Janet Street Porter, Lara Lewington, Esther Rantzen or indeed the eponymous Ken Dodd.

'Fancy another Dodd job, Normski?'

'No thank you Janet. By the way, have you seen the iodine?'

(credit: Profanisaurus)

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Dodd Nod

The act of using your nose whilst going down on a girl, useful if you get cramp in your tongue.

Man i got cramp last night so i had to resort to the dodd nod while de-cramping. After she asked if i'd done something different.

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Nathan dodds

Sexy 6'3 beast that all the women are attracted to

Nathan Dodds is sexy

joel dodds

A really Big scrub that usually has a small penis and no one ever want to be with. In other words he is Very Beautiful with a Big dick and big hands that can make anyone he touches happy

Man he has a small penis must be a Joel Dodds
Whoa what a big penis must be a Joel Dodds

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Hot Dodd

The act of deliberately defecating in a pair of your son's underwear and then placing them back in the drawer with the rest of the clean underwear. When said son puts the feces filled underwear on, the Hot Dodd will have been achieved.

Honey, our son Kevin has been a real asshole lately. We'll see if a good 'ol Hot Dodd won't straighten him out.

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brandon dodd

A total arsehole that has no friends and dumps a good girlfriend and asks someone else out and gets rejected. Looks like a nerdy gay maths geek. Also, a bent cock.

Oh that Brandon Dodd is such a nonce

Alfie Dodds

A tiny, really fast running alien that loves drop kicking children onto Jupiter. Also used when offending little muffins

Hey how dare you say that! Your such an Alfie Dodds