Gave the dog cat food

An expression used when some one fucks up, really badly.

"Did you hear about Ethan crashing his car?"
"Yeah, he really gave the dog cat food."

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Dogs vs Cats

Why do people argue over this??

Cats. Are. Just. Better.

Everyone shouts at each other when asked dogs vs cats, but at least we can unite over common hatred over people people!

Dog in a Cat

When a dogs cums inside of a cat and it makes a hybrid cat-dog

I saw a Dog in a Cat! what the hell

Ur Dog A Cat

the only four words stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined. you will literally enhale dog/cat hair if you hear these four words.

Bobby: Ur mom gay
Billy: *breaks arm*
Billy: Ur dad lesbian
Bobby:*concussion*
Bobby: Ur granny tranny
Billy:*goes blind*
Billy: UR DOG A CAT
Bobby:*ruptures scrotum and implodes into a bong and the sun explodes*

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.