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Real DJs Do Real Things

Coined back in 1994 by world famous mixtape DJ, DJ Emir. The phrase describes the types of actions and activities One would expect of a Real DJ.

Real DJs Do Real Things means: Doing things in a grandiose manner. Always delivering a strong performance even on his or her worst day. Being well respected, feared and/or hated by many who aren't doing things in a grandiose manner. Touring, showcasing and being featured around the globe. Constantly grinding, marketing, practicing and innovating to stay relevant in changing times. Always striving to become better, learning what they can from their peers and inspiring their peers to learn from them as well.

A Real DJ never simply copies, but rather takes an idea and makes it their own through uniquely applied changes and stylistic execution. Real DJs do their homework and come to the show prepared to amaze. Real DJs have burn out cross-faders. There are many more things we can list here but we'll leave it at: Real DJs make sure they leave everyone ultra happy, completely in awe and saying "damn that DJ made my day"

"DJ Craze, DJ Vajra, DJ Silva Sirfa, DJ Emir, DJ Qbert, DJ Scottie B, Dangerous Dan, DJ Jazzy Jeff and DJ Z-Trip are all examples of Real DJs That Do Real Things. They never fake anything on stage, they are always prepared to put on a great show and always deliver a stunning performance."

"DJ AM (R.I.P.), DJ Roc Raida (R.I.P.), DJ Jam Master Jay (R.I.P.) were all great DJs, Real DJs that also did Real things, toured performed before thousands and achieved greatness."

"OMG DJ A-Trak completely killed it with the beat juggles and scratches! Word The F Up... Real DJs Do Real Things!"

"Damn DJ Emir's made us Dance all night! I know and his mixtapes are hard as hell! Now I understand what he means by Real DJs Do Real Things"

"I partied til the sun came up cause DJ Scottie B was throwing down something wicked! Real DJs Do Real Things!"

by Real DJs Do Real Things September 30, 2009

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Doing some things around the house

A phrase used to throw off the scent of an inquiring individual, while actually partaking in nefarious acts of debauchery.

(Nothing good happens after 2 am)

Jessica told us she was โ€œdoing some things around the houseโ€, when actually she was just doing Nick.

by vangloriousskookum December 15, 2022

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


do your thing chicken wing

Any one doing his own thing without worrying about what people think!

Joey is playing ball, doing moves like a superhero! Bobby said do your thing chicken wing!

by saltysailor007 August 29, 2017

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm Caleb doing Caleb things

A design from an apparel company who only makes shirts targeted to people named Caleb. A few iterations of designs with other names on it.

"I'm Caleb doing Caleb things!" "wtf does that mean??" "Yeah."

by CthulusCousin October 11, 2022

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


I can't do two things at once

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.

"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".

by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023


do the lemming thing

To fall to your death as a result of negligence or stupidity. The term comes from Urban Terror, a popular free online FPS.

"Joe decided to do the lemming thing rather than face us in battle."
"What a coward. Or maybe just an idiot."

by MarshoT September 13, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


doing the wild thing

Fucking your brains out.

Hopefully with a partner. (Not the inflatable kind.)

by PeeBee February 27, 2004

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