Crap that comes out wet. Or someone who looks like crap thats wet.
Look at that doinky-moist drinking at the bar.
"bruh imma hit a sploinky doinky on that guy"
"oh no! someone hit a sploinky doinky on me"
Its like when you hit the joint fam so like
"Yo i hit that stoinky doinky so god damn hard my left leg has gone completely numb"
doinky doonk means sexy in a better way
“Hey baby grill you look doinky doonk tonight!”
“I know, you don’t have to tell me twice.”
when you ejaculate in the air, spin around (360° turn) before catching the ejaculate in your mouth. can be done with both genders.
guy1: dude i got grounded so hard when i gave grandma a heart attack.
guy2: how tf u do that?
guy1: she caught me doing a stoinky doinky
Someone who is dumb and doesn't understand anything and takes things too seriously
You: I'll see you in the next holocaust
Doinky Doink: dude that's hella offensive to Jewish people and in Muslim
You: your a Doinky doink