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Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.
You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.
Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls
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my balls from behind when mooning someone
oh man look at his donkey balls
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Yummy testicles from the species of the mule or jackass. They have a strong salty sperm like taste. They are usually fried and eaten on a bun or some sort of bread. Best when cooked rare, or when boiled to bring out the natural flavors of the donkey cum.
mmmmm...those sure were some mighty fine boadatious donkey balls you cooked us last night jimmy!
oh waiter! I will have my bodatious donkey balls broiled and on a bun with latex condoms please.
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When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.
On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.
a person who likes to suck a donkeys dick and balls .
amy sucked and licked jonny pet donkey
donkey ball licker
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Not been having jerked off for so long, that your balls are all swolen and painfull and fluffy like
Roald: Please give me a blow job, i've got serious boadatious donkey balls, dude
Joles: That's pretty :D can I Pleaaaaaaaaase suck em
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a phrase to describe someone who sucks giant donkey balls.
Hey!!! You-suck-giant-donkey-balls!!!
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