Studying Dopamine

Code phrase used to publicly describe a couple caught on camera stuffing the meat wallet in a lecture hall without offending the perpetrators.

Jesus fuck my seat smells like fish, someone must have been studying dopamine in here last night. Better ask security to check the tape.

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Dopamine Junkie

A person who needs constant dopamine or he will get bored of anything. This is the type of person who will play something else while while watching a movie.

Person 1: bro get off your phone
Person 2: no

Person 1: you’re straight up a dopamine junkie

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Dopamine Lever

The dopamine lever is basically another term for a penis, because after jacking off, you experience a hit of dopamine. The penis is used this way by many.

“Hey did you go on that date with that girl?”
“No i just stayed home and hit the dopamine lever all night.”

Dopamine Feen

Someone addicted to the chemical your brain produces to make you feel amazing, very unhealthy.

No I can't just stop jerking off, smoking weed, doing molly, I guess I'm just a dopamine Feen

Dopamine Robber

Anyone from the opposite sex that gets you smiling at first, over the thought of her/him, but is way too charming and endearing to the point where you risk getting addicted. Until one day, you wake up realizing your brain is suddenly incapable of producing natural endorphins because that amazing person of the opposite sex unknowingly robbed the dopamine receptors in your brain. (The somewhat psychological definition.)

Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)

-Riley: "I just saw you not too long ago and you seemed happy, what happened?"

-Madison: "Yeah well I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."

-Riley: "That sucks."

-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."

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dopamine deficient

being depleted of dopamine because there isn't any hope for you or for no particular reson

timmy:I think Im depressed
jimmy:whoa. dopamine deficient

Dopamine Dump

A shit with urgerncy and strength equivically great, that upon release, ones brain releases dopamine bringing along with it a whole new mind set for the following minutes or hours.

Man, I was really in a rut today because my stomach didn't feel great, then I took a dopamine dump and the whole day got better!

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