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Dork

Dork. A dork is a whale penis. So if you call someone a dork, you are really saying what a big dick they are.

You are the biggest Dork I have ever seen!

by Spiderwilliams October 23, 2019

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dork

One who is a silly goose, who is smart and perhaps a little awkward, but is ultimately harmless. Should be used w/ positive connotation, unlike it's angry cousin "loser."

Andon is such a dork for not realizing Andrea pulled that chair out from under him!

by Anne-drey-uh January 17, 2008

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Dork

dork actually truly means whale penis .

I don't have to explain it dork

by Sinrook December 8, 2017

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Dorked

A negative corporate outcome of a failed M&A transaction.

This company has been dorked!

by idman June 22, 2009

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dork

Someone who sits around, writing the 500th definition for a word in the Urban Dictionary, as if anyone will ever read them all.

I'm such a dork for writing this.

by rfxvfghtjnjrm June 3, 2005

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dork

Someone who is too far ahead of or too far behind the times. Someone who has a preoccupation with something that others don't care much about.

a dork is someone who wears high socks with sneakers and shorts with pasty white sunscreen on their face and a wide-brim sunhat.

by Yobi August 12, 2015

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Dork

1. The word dork to a girl is a guy who is slighty nerdy and geeky, though they are also adorable and some what charming and cute. Being a dork doesn't mean your uncool, though just not popular.

2. The word dork(ette) to a guy is a guy/girl who is clumsy and uncordinated. Also who might be slightly nerdy, though not entirely or they might be a loser.

3. In general a dork(ette) is one who isn't afraid of what people think about them.

1. Ginger: Hey Laura, look it's that new kid David.
Laura: He's not hot, though he is kinda cute and nice.
Ginger: I talked to him in Math Class, he's kind of a dork.

2. David: Josh, what do you think about Kirsten?
Josh: She's a 5, I heard she sucked at soccer tryouts.
David: She's really smart, and I think she's cute even
if she's a dorkette.

3. Brandy: I can't believe Andy mooned Ms. Jones and the whole student body in the school pakinglot.
Sabrina: Well he is a dork, of course he doesn't care what he does.

by Kenge July 26, 2007

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