a fairly gay school in walnut creek, california, run by a totally red faced fag
at least eight thousand and one made my day better
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when you begin to forget things because you smoke up a lot
elisa: βoh shit, did i shampoo my hair?β
aqdas: βhow do you not remember that?β
elisa: βi donβt know broβ
aqdas: βshit bro u got the dorry effectβ
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A "school" full of sheltered overprivileged rich kids who hide in their bubble and congratulate themselves on being superior to the other people they've never met. Majority of the students and teachers are narcissistic scumbags that have no idea what they're doing, as well as no incentive to do anything worthwhile, or even their job. Headed by Gerald Ludden and Co., a wealthy aristocratic group older than the dinosaurs yet with less social skills and life experience than the average Twitter user. This school is a complete dumpster fire on wheels. Even though they make millions of dollars in tuition a year, the administration has a budget of about 2 nickels for school supplies, technology, and staffing. I wouldn't touch this with a bargepole and neither should you
Dorris Eaton
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A K-8 school for whiny-ass rich kids that pay 30k a year for a school that makes them slowly want to die. You can spot them in groups of 5 in the San Ramon city center or Walnut creek talking about math. They typically only wear Hollister or Brandy Melville and Under Armor.
Kid1: OH, you went to The Dorris-Eaton school? How did you survive?
Kid2: yes.
Kid1: Aren't y'all dead inside?
Kid2: *silence*
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The Dorris-Eaton School just is.
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When you too for yourself and have sex with a random girl while watching finding nemo
By George! Who did I Dorrie dip last weekend??
One of the most comedic people on Starkid.
He played many roles such as Big T in Me and My D and a vast majority of the daddies in Hatchetfield (Bill Woodward, Frank Pricely and Mayor Solomon Lauter).
You can follow Corey Dorris on Instagram. However, he is mainly active on Twitter!
Have you seen Corey Dorris in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals? He plays Bill Woodward.