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Dad: what your favourite swear word?
13 year old kid: double dicking
Dad: that is what we call a lucky gal
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When a biological male harnesses so much energy concentrated into his dick that his dick ascends into the 4th dimension creating a duo of 2 dicks of extremely condensed dark-matter/anti-matter creating the two most powerful dicks comprehendible and proceeds to perform double penetration on an individual of any sex.
I performed the Double Dick Supreme on my girlfriend last night.
A Double Dick Surprise is when teachers collaboratively give extremely excessive amounts of work all at once, usually before a break or vacation.
Aw man, all my teachers really gave me the ol' Double Dick Surprise right before spring break this year!
A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.
Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.
Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.
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When a man inserts his erection into his female partners vagina and at the same time uses an equal size dildonic device in her asshole.
Last night I tried "double dicking" my woman, stuck my dick in her pussy but her John Holmes replica dildo for her ass ruined it for me!!!
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To precede the act of double fisting someone with a running start from across the room, preferably without them knowing that it's coming.
That filthy whore barely noticed when she got the Dick LeBeau, so an audible was called, and she sure noticed the Double Dick LeBeau.
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When you have an erection that goes down your pant leg and makes it look like you have a phallus like tumor on your thigh.
Oh my god I saw Kara in science class. I got a total double dick.
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