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1. When a man with a extremely sharp erect penis shoves his penis in too quickly into the vagina and it rips the insides and exits out the asshole. Its extremely painful.... trust me. lol jkjk
2. When 2 men preform sexual intercourse with a woman. One man gets the asshole, while the other gets the vagina. On rare occasions, 2 men will shove their dicks in the same hole.
The man preformed double penetration on the manican because he was a very lonely man and no one on e-harmony was down to have some hardcore double penetration sex with him.
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When a women can be considered a complete whore who deserves to be treated like a filthy, disgusting play toy...not a human being.
John: "Hey Ryan, sorry my balls rubbed against yours last night when we were giving Jessica double penetration."
Ryan: "Haha, it's all good man, I still can't believe what a nasty slut that bitch is. I can only imagine how many times she did that..."
John: "Yeah, that whore bag doesn't deserve to be treated like a real person anymore, maybe we can rip her a new asshole again so that she'll have trouble walking tomorrow..."
Ryan: "Hahaha, totally agree."
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When a man has sex with a woman who is pregnant with a girl and succeeds in gaining entry into both the woman's and her baby's vagina.
Mitch: "dude, tell me you got double penetration on your wife last night!"
Alex: "You know it man, consider my daughter's v card STOLEN!"
Mitch: "fo shoooooooooooooooo!"
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Two gunpowder powered metal projectiles to the head
Let’s give this mofo a double penetration!
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When the balls go in one girl and the dick goes in the other
The tables turned when I turned the threesome into a Reverse Double Penetration
An insult worthy of anyone...trust me.
You gave me syphilis you Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face!!
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When a person is talking on the phone or in the same room as one person, and messaging or posting messages to that same person at the same time
My homegirl and I are on the phone talking, and we are posting statuses back and forth at the same time., hey do you wanna Facebook DP (double penetration)?
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