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When something is not funny enough to laugh at originally but causes a much more intense delayed laugh. Usually directed at shows trying to do what the Office did, because of the epic but mildly funny attempt.
"We cooked that California shaped cake with a real wildfire."
*awkward pause*
(was that too politically incorrect to be funny?)
....nope. Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.
.................... that was a bit of a Double-take funny, eh?
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When someone sees something/someone that is .. exciting, arousing, or interesting in a sexual way.
You look like the type of girl that would make me do a double take and bite my lip.
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It's what happens when you get out of a long hot shower, and your dog just so happens to lick your saggy asshole - and you turn your back of course since you are in utter disgust by the situation, but can't help being somewhat aroused.. So you turn around again and let your dog go to town.
After I got out of the shower I enjoyed not one, but two double-take runny red socks - and boy am I exhausted.
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When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.
John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?
The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.
"She was a thing of beauty I knew I had to make a Peruvian Double Take with this lady"