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heads down woods up

A game typically played when atleast 3 or more people engages in a sexually motivated game where two or more “gropers” are released into a pitch black room filled with many men (penis is required to participate) with their wood pointing to the ceiling (being erect isn’t required but greatly encouraged). The gropers must then go round and grab one or more players penis and give a slight tug. Once this task has been successfully completed gropers must regroup at the door of the room and switch on the light, then the gropees must try correctly guess their groper and if they do will be rewarded with taking their place as a groper.

Wanna play a cheeky game of heads down woods up”

by Dufffyy December 27, 2023


calm it down when it is up

this phrase referrs to someone who is irated and dejected by anyone.this is declared when they have to keep their composure

man you are mopin i can tell ya know since this is an instance,calm it down when it is up

by ginger ocean August 14, 2014


down-up

Down-up is an adjective to describe somebody who is bipolar.

Yesterday she was happy but now is sad, she is down-up

by Joret April 4, 2018


Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!

What the cantankerous Homer Bedloe gets stuck with doing every time he misses the Hooterville Cannonball and is therefore forced to take a manually-pumped hand-car along the tracks that run from Hooterville to Pixley.

The ultimate "puffed-up dandy-dude getting cut down to size for once" recurring gag-scene from "Petticoat Junction" is when Mr. Bedloe --- while embarked on yet another failed mission to scrap the Hooterville Cannonball --- is forced to perform his classic "Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!" routine with the handcar-lever as he solo-races a clunky hand-car from Hooterville to Pixley after he's either missed the train or is otherwise somehow prevented from "riding in style".

by QuacksO March 3, 2019


If I’m down and you’re up

If one is down bad and another is up in a moment the one that happens to be down will be honest about wanting to sabotage the others success. Used to honest about the despicable way you may act in any given situation.

A phrase coined by Nate.

“He’s scared I might try to take his girl if we stay friends and all I could say is if I’m down and you’re up

by Wavynaps March 30, 2022


up down f**k it up

what it sounds like they're saying in uptown funk

bad singer 1: up down f**k it up
BS 2: no it's (insert off key version of song here)

by yardardar April 5, 2021


Down-Back-Up

The most advance and effective form of ball-tapping.

A move executed from behind, it involves grabbing the balls from between someone's legs, and pulling them "Down, back and then up." The victim should fall forward due to the nature of the attack.

Being a sneak attack, It is extremely effective and easier to pull off than the common ball-tap.

Variations include just a simple "Back and up" move, exactly the same but without the first Down pull. The victim should be lifted into the air before falling forward; this is very humiliating.

Lyman: So I was standing there minding my own business, when that jerk Matt came behind and Down-Back-Up'd me.
Ryan: Ouch man, slap dat ho

Maybe one day we can all go down-back-upping in the woods!

by GoatNoises September 20, 2009