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Downriver Hand-Me-Down

A gesture of kindness between two Downriver gentlemen where a used condom is recycled by "shaking out" the ejaculate and handed to a friend or acquaintance to be recycled for a sexual encounter.

"Dude, I blew all of my cash on Bud-Light and this dope-ass Darren McCarty Wings jersey. Do you mind wringing out your snake skin after you pipe Crystal and hooking me up with the old Downriver Hand-Me-Down? Debbie won't let me bang her without a rubber after I gave her crabs."

by Lazynugz August 15, 2019

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Downriver Clam Chowder

When you've had unprotected sex with too many women from downriver Michigan and your ejaculate resembles a yellowish hued clam chowder.

Man, I gotta start using condoms, I gave this girl a facial last night and it was chunky downriver clam chowder that came out. Felt like heaven but it burnt like hell ยน

by October 13, 2022


downriver klondike bar

You poop in a bag freeze it and use the frozen turd for a sex you with your partner.

Jason she asked for the downriver Klondike bar last night.

by C-CREW specials December 5, 2020


The Downriver Dicker

The Downriver Dicker is a person that gives great head to everyone downriver why because Ryan love cock!

(The Downriver Dicker) is usualy a guy named Ryan that loves the cock!

by The Downriver Dicker January 28, 2023