doyling

verb: the act of masturbating using a sock or numerous paper towels
Verb: the act of being a total and complete narcisistic asshole

"dude stop acting like such a doyle"
"oh man she caught u doyling?!?!?!"
"stop doyling and get a life and some new socks"

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doyle

Someone who is intelligent, tactful, and is sought after by females around the world. See also handsome.

Wow, look at that incredibly handsome man over there. He is like a total doyle.

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Doyle

1) A person with pansexual prefrance, with OCD about all normal movement (ie. breathing, blinking), also the hate life and want to end the world. Say extreamly strange things in all situations. They confuse their own apperance to be bad/good when it is in fact the opposite. A money whore. Usally ends up becoming the a result of too much childhod censorship. Attempts the analyze the mind at all costs, usally fails, and ends up applying thier own psychology to other people.

Dude, you got got five chicken nuggets? You're such a Doyle.

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doyle

Synonymous to fart, flatulence.

You: Ew, what's that smell?
Me: I just threw a doyle.

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Doyle

Paranoid, soft cunt, delussions of gangster, isn't 'onto' it.

Says he quits weed when he doesn't.
Leaves at the first sign of 5-0.
Buys a £10 bag, has 2 tokes n gives the rest away!
Says 'lad' far too much;
"what lad?!" "yeah lad" "ey girl" "wot lad?" "nah lad" "shut lad" "jib lad"

Doyle is the paranoid master, and he's gone in 60 seconds if you say theres a kickoff.

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Doyles

A alcohol fuelled belief that something is considerable larger than it's existence proves.

Fred has a bad case of the doyles. He's been telling everyone that his marrows are the biggest in the fete when the reality proves otherwise.

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Doyle

Delivery drivers, often City Links, who decide to reverse their huge vans up long winding drives.

Guy 1: Ha, look at the doyle.
Guy 2: Why the fuck is he reversing up my drive.

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