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Medicine-esque piece-of-shit soft drink that stupid Americans like probably because they truely believe a Doctor came up with the vile concontion. If a doctor, or maybe a chemist, indeed did come up with it, here's the official recipe:
1. pathetic name
2. pepper
3. liberal amount of cough mixture
4. that stuff thats underneath the keys on your keyboard
5. vinegar
6. sugar
7. piss
8. some shit to make it brown
Refer to coke or pepsi for far better tasting alternatives.
"What is this crap they're trying to pass off as legimate soft drink?"
"Its Dr. Pepper, and thankfully it onl lasted 19 seconds in our country"
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When one shits a fluidy mixture of diarhia into the womens vagina then sips it back up with a straw.
That sure was a great Dr. Pepper
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A soda who claims to be a doctor. You know all those scientists who claim to be doctors? Dr Pepper taught them everything it knows. Yes, I know it's hard to believe after all these years that Dr. Eggman taught by a soft drink.
In honor of the fine soft drink who taught them how to build stuff, Dr. Light and Dr. Wily built Protoman out of Dr Pepper cans.
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A soft drink so amazing it has a PHD..now that is an over achieving soft drink.
When I grow up I want to be a "Dr Pepper"
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The oldest soft drink, came into fruition in 1885. The period was dropped during the 50s. There were never any prunes as a part of the formula, however it is a unique combination of 23 different fruit flavors!
Dr Pepper is an odd tasting drink, but yummy none the less.
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The world's greatest soft drink. It was created by God himself and is the source of all that is good and awesome. It is pure life.
"The Meaning of Life is Dr Pepper."
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the root of all evil in this world. most disgusting thing out there. should never be consumed
i almost died from that dr. pepper
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