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A penis that is so fucked that it looks like it could be in a dr. Seuss book.
Girl, that guy I fucked last night had a dr. Seuss penis; it was fucked!
The neurological condition where an individual feels compelled to turn everyday words into a rhyme, which does not change the actual meaning of the original word.
Normal Person: "That is neato"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "That is neato dorito"
Normal Person: "Awesome!"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Awesome Possum!"
Normal Person: "Whatever"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Whatever Trevor"
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Sexually engaging multiple women over the course of a weekend.
"One bitch, two bitch; Dr. Seuss Weekend."
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a children's writer.
"Dr. Seuss Willis wrote a book teaching kids how to count to LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN."
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In the age of Hi-Dif porn, one will occasionally observe a single missed vaginal or anal-area hair on a female pornstar's otherwise shaved pubis. Much like the single hair on a Dr. Seuss character.
"Yo that video was hot, but did you see that girl's Dr. Seuss Hair? It was all by itself!"
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