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Drama

When Sarah likes Mike but Mike is going out with Jane when Jane actually likes Dylan but Dylan likes Sarah so Dylan asks out Sarah and Jane gets mad and breaks up with Mike so she can go out with Dylan then Sarah asks out Eric instead and Eric likes Hannah and Hannah likes Mike so Hannah asks out Mike and Jane gets jealous so she tries to make up with Mike.

Sarah: Jane, stop causing drama
Jane: Fuck you Sarah, it's your fault

This could go on forever, because it's drama....

by Saramklinnon54624 July 23, 2014

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Drama

Usually labeled as a 'girl' thing, but is more than half of the time caused by men.

Girl drama examples and scenarios that are caused by men-
1) OMGGG MY BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME
2) Girl 1- "Michael told me he liked me last night at the football game!"
Girl 2- "Really? 'Cause Michael told ME he liked ME last night at the football game."
3) "He says if I love him.. I'll have sex with him."
4) He had sex with me and then completely stopped talking to me :( @#$@#*$
5) He told his girlfriend that I was all over him and now she is comin' at my trying to fight!!@#$@#$

As you can see, women are usually the pons of drama and boys are the ones controlling the chess pieces. They love to feel like they are the reason a girl is getting so worked up or they are in between two girls fighting over them.

Drama goes both ways.
But no matter what gender,
it's still pointless.

"Drama is just something girls say they hate but in the end are always in the middle of."
"And boys are different because...?"
"Well men fight when they have problems with one another."
"Fighting is drama."
"... Well.. uhh."

by Danielle Danielle January 11, 2009

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Drama

DRAMA is an acronym that stands for:

Drunken Retarded Association of Mexico and America

The acronym was coined by Ken S of Roseville, Michigan.

Basically, DRAMA is an association of a bunch of drunken retards who still think that they’re in high school. This association is only for inhabitants of Mexico and America, which includes Canada.

The Five Signs of DRAMA:
1. If you only listen to one side of a story, and then form your opinion, you might be a DRAMA member.
2. If you take sides when two of your friends are fighting, which only adds to the DRAMA, you might be a DRAMA member.
3. If you don’t talk to someone because you’re mad at them, you might be a DRAMA member.
4. If you worry more about what other people are doing, instead of focusing on yourself, you might be a DRAMA member.
5. If you continuously gossip, or talk negatively about total strangers in a social setting, or talk about someone behind their back (whether it be friend, foe, or strange), you might be a DRAMA member.

To be considered a member of DRAMA, you must have at least one of these symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Or, if all else fails, try growing up.

Here are the characters of this DRAMA:

Principles or main characters (in order of significance)
1. Danelle (pronounced Duh-nell)
2. Becky O
3. Peggy
4. Stu (a.k.a. Jennifer)
5. Debbie (the understudy to Danelle, she usually isn’t in the DRAMA)

Supporters or supporting roles (in no particular order)
1. Ashley
2. Alison
3. Eryn
4. Andrea
5. Todd

Chorus or characters who only observe with little or no part in the DRAMA (in no particular order)
1. Kenny S
2. Jamie
3. Dave
4. Rian
5. Kenny G

It is very important to avoid all contract with the principles of this DRAMA. If you come into contract with them, prepare to be dramatized. After an encounter with a principle, you will be overcome with DRAMA for 24 hours. In the rare case an erection lasts more than 4 hours…wait, wrong diagnosis…If the DRAMA doesn’t go away after 24 hours, consult your physician immediately. Failure to consult with a physician can lead to death, so it is very important to talk to your doctor.

Some people are able to handle an encounter with a principle and come out of that encounter with little or no DRAMA side effects. Although, this is very rare and, more times than not, you will have DRAMA symptoms for a 24 hour period. After that 24 hour period, you are known as a drama survivor. Some drama survivors may develop post-dramatic stress disorder (PDSD). Symptoms of PDSD include: depression, anxiety, flashbacks, recurrent nightmares, and avoidance of all DRAMA principles.

Recent research has shown that supporters and chorus members of DRAMA are harmless. More research needs to be done to determine if understudies are harmless as well. All signs point to yes on that, but more work needs to be done in that field. It is important to note that the list of characters above is not complete. In addition to that, current members may move up or down the drama chain, depending upon how much they participate in the DRAMA.

I am reluctant to post this because I believe it may cause a fight. Remember everyone, this is all in good fun, so don’t take it too seriously!

And nice try removing this, by the way!

Girl 1: OH MY GAWD! DO YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S WEARING! GICK
Girl 2: YEAH, SHE LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL TRAMP! AND I'M NOT TALKING LADY AND THE TRAMP! I'M SAYING SHE'S A WHORE! GICK
Ken S: *bitch slaps both girls*

Friends don't let friends start DRAMA....

We should have a mexican standoff instead!

by IAMSODOT March 11, 2005

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