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A Weeb Cream Dream is a creamy dream with a weeb and his waifu. A super epic gamer who loves Japan has a wet dream involving a thicc as hell waifu from the great place he knows and love, NIPPON. It is sacred. It is unknown. To live is to die, I might be high :).
In the night, someone calls, "hoo". It's a thicc anime character whose part Owl. Y'all do it. *nuzzles* OwO. *Weeb wakes up in a sweat* "Wow, I totally just had A Weeb's Cream Dream with Tony Hawk and Peach the Princess in it. How rad is that? "
A type of missionary sex position between two men where the man inserting his penis into the others anal cavity also jerks the other one off and they ejaculate at the same time.
Jim: so you fucked him while you also jerked him off?
Guillermo: yes I call it the Guillermo cream dream
When a Canadian shoots his syrup on ones face.
Oh my God Becky, I took a shot of Adams Maple Dream Cream last night all over my face. What a experience Aye?
I went 70 days without masturbating as an adolescent. Man, there were lots of cream dreams.
When you have dreams of sex because you forgot to wash the sheets after ejaculating in them.
Yo yesterday's cream dream was so good.
A man crush.
A man a straight guy would go gay for.
Finding out a handsome male celebrity is gay/bi.
Me: Jefferey Dean Morgan is an amazing actor, he’s badass as Negan, bro.
Friend: Hell yeah, dude! He’s my cream dream.