driving the bus

To be draped over a toilet ridding yourself of the last several hours of food and drink consumption.Name comes from the image of a person kneeling in front of a bowl, with arms draped around the rim, and head focused down in the vomit position, similar looking to a bus driver leaning forward with his/her arms draped around the rim of the steering wheel.

After a long night of tequila shots, Fred was driving the bus until 4 A.M.

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driving the bus

Being conscious or being in control of one's self.

Did you see that glazed look in her eye? She's not driving the bus!

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Are You Driving This Bus?

To say your in control.

Man and woman are having a fight
Woman: Barry you never let me have what I want
Man: ARE YOU DRIVING THIS BUS?!?!
(Woman Cries)

cat driving a bus

A term that was born on AOTS- mostly Kevin, because Kevin is a genius. Also it basically means turning frantically from side to side. . . As if scratching like a cat would when said cat sees a plastic mouse, or a real one. It also helps if you meow.

Kevin stop yelling at the intern, you're like a cat driving a bus.

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cat driving a bus

A term used to describe old television producers, who are presumably inept or out of touch with younger viewers, when they make inexplicable program decisions.

Producer: We're calling the new car segment "rides, whips and hoons."
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.

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Cat Driving a Bus

A frantic or silly act

That guy needs to relax, he looks like a cat driving a bus

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Cat driving a bus

used to describe sudden and radical decisions.

-He changed the meeting time from 5:00 to 12:00 and now to 7:00
D@mn!! It's like a Cat driving a bus!

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