Drump

The nasty textured and oftentimes very dry shit you take the morning after a night of drinking due to alcohol forcing all the shit down your system and dehydration drying out the turds;

drunk+dump

1: Dude I had an entire 12 pack last night, my stomach is killing me today.
2: Did you take your drump this morning?
1: No, but its probably going to smell like beer and Taco Bell and squeeze out like frozen cookie dough

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Drump

Terrible; the absolute worst; horrible

"They said the movie was going to be good, it was drump!"

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Drump

Word said by a drunk person. Instead of saying I'm drunk they slurred and said "i'm DRUMP"
See Also: drunk, hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, drunkened, loose, tipsy, well-done, trashed, jagged up, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)

Liz: Yo Al I'm soo drump right now, I can't do another shot..

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Drump

The act of typing as if you were intoxicated, before you actually start drinking.

Wow, I am totes drump right now, I can't spell to save my life.

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Drump

when you sit on the toilet and the whole dump drops at once and it makes that "drump" sound.

Sometimes when your rushing a drump, It can be an accidental side effect.

Can also be referred to as "Taking a drump. I'll be right back!"

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Drump

dry and lumpy in reference to your lips after smoking pot.

"yo son, my lips are mad drump."

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Drump

A common contraction consisting of the words dump and Trump. A battlecry throughout the world to remove the current American president from office.

I believe it would be better for everyone if the U.S. would just drump.

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