Duh

Something I say to my wife when she asks a question.

Do you want me to cook dinner tonight? DUH!!!

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no, duh

A person uses, no, duh when someone suggests or asks about something that is obviously true.

" can I eat breakfast today?"
responce would be, "no, duh!"

no duh

A blunt reply to a statement that is obvious; sarcastic agreement--"oh really?"

Synonym: no shit

1) No duh Ivan is the strongest one on the team; he stays late to work out.

2) You're going to get in trouble if you steal your teacher's notes. No duh!

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duh

Patently obvious to the most casual observer.

Gergles: I'm getting older.
Sasquatch: Duh. And uglier.

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duh

Sound used to imitate a mentally retarded person as an answer to an obvious remark or question. The person using "duh" is thereby sarcastically indicating that he/she is not retarded and the forgoing remark or question is obvious to him/her.

Him: Hey, to insert a column you have to press the column insert menu!
Me: Duh! No kidding!

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duh

A basic unit of measurement of human stupidity. One "duh" is a single unit of stupidity, for example, misplacing your keys would be approximately one duh. Due to the large amounts of stupidity present in the world, more practical units are megaduhs(10^6) or gigaduhs(10^9). Still larger units such as exaduhs(10^18) or yottaduhs(10^24) are more appropriate for measuring stupidity on a global level.

George Bush's tenure would have to be measured in yottaduhs.

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duh

replacement for the sarcastic retort, " No Kidding! "

" Hey, the Sun is bright "
" Duh! "

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