durf

a number between five and six

"one, two, three, four, five, durf, six, seven."
"fifteen, durfteen, sixteen."
"fiftynine, durftyone, durftytwo, durftythree..."

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durf

Noun: a name for the hair that grows on the taint (see also; taint or gooch)

see also "taint knot"

Your gooch looks nasty, bro. You need to trim the durf.

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Durfed

1) when your having sex and you fart, and a little piece of shit slides down your leg and on to ur partner.

2) when you miss shots on goal when playing soccer.

EXAMPLES:

1) did u hear Austin Durfed last night on top of Jen.

2) ha,ha, Austin Durfed it again he never makes it.

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durf

An acronym for Dump, Unfriend, Remove, and Forget. Often used to express feelings about someone else's companion, girlfriend, boyfriend, etc.

You sooo need to durf him.

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durf

A homosexual who is afraid of being identified as gay, who goes out of their way to appear straight.

Steve - "Hey guys let's go to Hooters after the ball game"

Dave - "Why? So you can check out our boners you big durf!"

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durf

Durf was once used most commonly for a code name in rap songs about drugs .

Never, ever once
Have you ran with the turf
Yet in every verse you claim
You used to do the durf
But tell me who's a witness
To your fu*king work

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DURF

Acroynm for: Dumb Ugly Retarded Female

Usually blonde chicks who aren't smart and are hideous.

Here comes the DURF. Shit, hide.

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